Click on the spoof you want to read At the Grocery Store by Weezer182 Cashier:Your total is $22.50 HHH: I'm not paying that much money. Get him Batista! Batista: *holds cashiers hands behind back* Flair: You see what happens! When you mess with Evolution! WOOOO! HHH: DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH Batista: *powerbombs cashier* HHH: You don't mess with Vince's son-in-law. THE TITLE IS MINE! Flair: Triple H is the best in this business! You don't charge him money! You give him free stuff! WOOOO! Batista: C'mon guys, i gotta get home to my mom's basement and take some more steroids. HHH: I AM THE GAME! I AM THAT DAMN GOOD! Evolution in Steph and HHH's Bedroom by cunning chap Steph: Make love to me Tripper Triple H: I AM THE GAME!!! *strokes world title instead* Triple H: Get her boys, this is beneath me, I'm gonna make love to Vince instead..... *Flair and Batista jump out from under the bed. However Batistas steroids have given him erectile problems and Flair is too damn old. Both men collapse immediately, Triple H leaves and goes into Vince and Lindas bedroom* Steph: Dammit! Evolution getting a job at McDonalds by ShawnDamian4ever HHH:I am the game and I already slept with Stephanie so I'm the new manager on my first day. *Batista gets stuck in the playplace tubes and starts crying.* *Flair flops* Evolution talking to Mall Santa by ShawnDamian4ever Santa:Ho ho ho what do you want for Christmas? HHH:I want to be the NWA,WHC,and WWE Champion right now! Santa:Young man I cannot deliver that. HHH:Oh yeah well I AM THE GAME! *HHH pedigrees Santa then starts punching him in the head* HHH:Doosh Doosh Doosh *Batista gets into a fight with one of Santa's elves and gets his ass kicked* *Ric Flair struts around.Shawn Damian throws a bag of chips at the back of Flair's head and Flair flops* Evolution plays Halo by Weezer182 HHH: Hey Flair, you're on my team because I secretly don't like Batista and will soon turn on him behind his back. Flair: Ok H. Batista: I wanna be Master Chief HHH: Me too Flair: Me too HHH: FLAIR! DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR ROLE AROUND HERE? Flair: sorry H. HHH: What did you call me? Flair: excuse me....sorry Greatest champ ever HHH: That's better Batista: I got a plasma pistol! *fires at a tree* TAKE THAT HHH!!!!! HHH: That's a tree Batista: Oh. I haven't taken my steroids yet, I am still a little tired. HHH: You should try this *holds up YJ Stinger Can* *takes drink* It gives you an EXTREME boost of energy. Flair: WOO! *chops TV* Evolution in Toys R Us by Weezer182 HHH: Hey, look at this World Heavyweight Championship belt. Flair: It's not the real belt, H HHH: *ahem* Flair: oops, It's not the real belt, Best Champ Ever HHH: I'm taking it! Ain't no way a damn 6 year old is taking MY title! *grabs belt* Batista: *with toilet paper on shoe* What did I miss? HHH: I am just taking what I have worked so hard for. The thing I live for! Flair: Ok then, let's leave now HHH: *carries belt out of store* Cashier: You have to pay for that sir HHH: I HAVE WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT FROM ME! Cashier: well, if you don't pay.... HHH: DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH Batista: *clotheslines cashier* HHH: That's what you get (long pause) when you mess (long pause) with Evolution. *Evolution theme plays* Evolution at Burger King by Slateboard *Evolution is at the counter* Triple H: Where are all of the workers? The Game demands service in this establishment!!! *Goldberg's Music starts to play* Flair: WTF?! I though we fired Him? Batista: Maybe he wants revenge? Triple H: Whatever. I kicked his ass before, I'll kick it again *Goldberg is seen coming towards the counter* Triple H: ... Goldberg: ... Triple H: ... Goldberg: ...Welcome to Burger King! Can I take your order? Evolution at Chuckie Cheese by The Ass Punch HHH: I am the game-uh! I am that damn good-uh!
Clerk: I understand that sir, but you still have to pay for your tokens.
HHH:Flair, Dave, get'm
Flair:Wooooo!! *Flair chops the clerk repeatedly and Batista powerbombs him* HHH:THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH EVOLUTION! *HHH steals hundreds of tokens* HHH:To the arcade!
Flair:Wooooo!!! *Evolution walks over to the arcade and sees some kid playing WWF Royal Rumble, kicking HHH's ass with The Rock* HHH:I will not let some punk kid take my title! *HHH pedigrees the kid* Flair:Wooooo! Batista:THIS GAME IS RIGGED! *breaks a claw lifting machine and pulls out the pink bunny he wanted* HHH:...Dave? Batista:What? It's...it's for my sister! HHH:... Flair:Woooo! HHH:Shut up, Flair. Flair:I AM RIC FLAIR AND I ANSWER TO NOBODY. HHH:No seriously, shut up. Flair:Yes sir... *Evolution goes to the ball room, one of the kids hits HHH with a ball, HHH's face turns red* HHH:Attack!! *Evolution begins to beat the crap out of every kid in the ball room, HHH has the kid that hit him with the ball down, punching him* HHH:Doosh! Doosh! Doosh! Doosh! *After a night of chaos, they finally leave hours later, after dismantiling all of the animatronic actors, eating all the pizza, and beating the crap out of all the kids* HHH:And that's why I am THE GAME!! Flair:Woooo!!! *HHH slaps Flair on the back of the head, Flair flops* Evolution at the County Fair by Weezer189 Batista: I want some cotton candy HHH: NO! Cotton candy has sugar. Your mom told me not to let you have any sugar while we're here. Flair: OOH! I wanna ride the ferris wheel Greatest Champ Ever! HHH: Here. Take this dollar. We can sit next to each other. *HHH and Flair get on the ferris wheel* HHH: Is that Chris Benoit in the cart below us? Flair: Whaddya know, it is! HHH: He cost me my World Title! *jumps onto cart below* Benoit: You tapped out. haha. HHH: DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH Benoit: *throws HHH off of ferris wheel* HHH: That didn't hurt me. I AM THE GAME! Benoit: *does diving headbutt from cart to HHH HHH: *moves out of the way* *pedigrees benoit* Flair: *puts Benoit in the figure-4* Batista: Hey, don't forget about me! *powerbombs random kid that walks out of the bathroom* Flair: Let's go guys, before some other people get here. HHH: *pedigrees Batista* *eats a funnel cake* Flair: *flair flops* HHH: THE BELT IS MINE! *Triple H music plays Evolution in an office building by shockthemonkey Batista: It says paper jam. HHH: I'm just jobbing to a fax machine. I'm THE GAME! Flair: Wooooo! *Flair chops the fax machine* Flair: Wooooo! *Flair chops the machine again* Flair: How'd your old lady like space mountain, fatboy? HHH: That son of a ***** fax machine, you'll never work in this business again. *Batista powerbombs fax machine* *Dilbert walks up* Dilbert: You just press the "okay" button, it usually works after that. HHH: Doosh! Doosh! Doosh! *Dilbert Flair flops* Evolution goes Christmas Shopping by Weezer189 HHH: Flair, do you want this nice silk thong from me to you for Christmas? Flair: Trips, that would be nice, but what about something a little more intimate? HHH: Ok then, honey Batista: Sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom. HHH: (back in manly voice) Oh, forgot you were gone. Flair: Sorry guys, i need to go home to my wife and kids because they don't know I am secretly having an affair with you two every Monday night when the cameras aren't in the room. HHH: Ok then. I should probably go home to my wife too. Call me Ric Flair: Will do *flair flops* HHH: So Batista, are you still free tonight? Batista: No, I have a steroid session. HHH: Fine then *pedigrees Batista* YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA STEAL THE TITLE DID YOU????
Evolution Goes to the Grocery Store / Evolution in Steph and HHH's Bedroom / Evolution getting a job at McDonalds / Evolution talking to Mall Santa / Evolution plays Halo / Evolution at Toys R Us / Evolution at Burger King / Evolution at Chuckie Cheese / Evolution at County Fair / Evolution in an office building / Evolution goes Christmas Shopping
